The Pope

A short, bald, insecure, chain-smoking, fat-ass who sucks at golf.

Hey, let's hang out with The Pope - that'll make us feel better about ourselves.

by Mitchum September 15, 2005

Black Pope!

Greeting, signifies support for the election of a black pope in 05.
Will soon replace "sup?"

Jimmy: "Black Pope."
David: "Black Pope."
Jimmy: "So, how was the physics test?"

by Bill Diesel April 5, 2005

Cosmic Pope

1) he who will usher in the Cosmic Christ
2) me like a dude who sits around eating crap and writing stupid junk on Urban Dictionary i'm like all where and all where is like where i'm at all the time, i'm sitting behind you and at the same time in your kitchen raiding your fridge. the Cosmic Pope is the next generation of Alchemist we create words and thought out of nothing and place them into your head where they shall live till you die

that dude Grevo is so bloody awesome he's cosmic poppin it up cosmic pope and shit

by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010

does the pope know sluts?

because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"

Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?

Ray: Does the pope know sluts?

by Whoopsie January 21, 2010

Maddie Pope

A person who likes to go to Disney Land solely for the purpose of kidnapping babies, when the parents find out who stole their babies this person then proceeds to show off their good looks and perfect smile, after which the parents immediately leave and develop a severe case of Dissociative Fugue in which they completely forget who they are and begin a new life with new identities until years later their severe mental disability dissipates and they wake up in a polynesian whore house naked and incredibly jacked on heroin.

Hey bro I went to disney land with my children for the first time so I could show my wife what a good farther I could be after my long and hard path to parenthood, and then I woke up in a polynesian whore house...I was totally Maddie Poped...

by Pope Mobile May 10, 2010

Dirty-Pope

After sodomizing a young boy, the Priest pulls his penis out and with the boys poo makeS the sign off the cross on his back.

Little Johnny is getting a rash on his back from "Dirty-Popes"

by Alterboy April 23, 2010

polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007