face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

Winnie the Poohing

When your boyfriend refuses to take off his shirt during sex.

Last night, Jason and I had sex, and he didn't take off his shirt again. He's always Winnie the Poohing me. ::cringe::

by Emilygotcinnamonmunched December 30, 2021

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021