by eb1radtech May 21, 2005
can be sometime blue.....and may even contian food i.e. CORN
very beautiful, smells fucking great!
and great facial! try it!
also GREAT for eating, and adding to your favorite recipes!
very beautiful, smells fucking great!
and great facial! try it!
also GREAT for eating, and adding to your favorite recipes!
by PENIS IS MY FRIEND June 26, 2010
The Splinter- When your poo is sharp and jagged.
speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
speedboat - shoots out of the hole so fast that it makes waves
the bomb (splasher)- unexpected, when log hits the bowl and splashes up to wet your behind.
the two-for-one - when you push so hard you accidentally pee a little.
the centipede- when the bowel movement is long and slender in a ribbon-like fashion.
the hot mess- when poop comes out steaming and scorches your hole.
cooks choice- when whatver you had for dinner suddenly surfaces in the crap (most common=corn)
the soiler- named after what it makes people do to themselves, it is alomost always unexpected, usually needing a whole roll of toilet paper.
the wait-a-whole-hour - poop so stenchy it requires others to let it air out for a while.
the firecracker - when there is loud noises erupting from your deirreire but usually no poop is actually discharged.
the coco pebbles- when you thought you pushed out a log but it turns out to look like the cereal.
the dirty bird- comes out chirping, never silent
the lone star- when you only have one turd.
the get-a-new-pair - when youve found you left some skid marks and/or a little rosebud in your bloomers.
the dart- when the poop is right on target and shoots straight into the tunnel.
the wrercking ball - literally destroys the toilet- usually requiring a plunger or plumber. aka the clogger.
the releiver -most common to fat people , occurs when you are overly full and you poop and the pressure is relieved.
"jen grab the plunger! ive got a wrecking ball!'"
"hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?"
"awe man. not another soiler"
"no kendyl! dont eat those coco pebbles!"
poop
"hahah. did you hear mark in the bathroom with his firecracker?"
"awe man. not another soiler"
"no kendyl! dont eat those coco pebbles!"
poop
by the masters0258 June 25, 2011
An acronym standing for "pass out on pasta," "passed out on pasta," etc. A reference to Alex in the film A Clockwork Orange.
by J. Fu July 07, 2005
A greeting used by engineers who have lost too many brain cells drinking beer and recalculating problems that have been solved long ago.
by Mr_Flibble March 26, 2003
(1) digested food mashed into a solid by the intestines and slips out the butthole
(2) Often used in conversation and bragging
also known as poo, poopie, doodoo, crap, feces, and anal jam
(2) Often used in conversation and bragging
also known as poo, poopie, doodoo, crap, feces, and anal jam
HEY MEGHAN--MY POO WAS LIKE AT LEAST A FOOT LONG AND IT DIDNT EVEN BREAK!!
wow thats cool! mine looked like a dove! like a peep--the marshmallow doves!
wow thats cool! mine looked like a dove! like a peep--the marshmallow doves!
by beefy April 10, 2003
by FidyBrock September 09, 2003