Political Predator

An individual in a position of unelected power who wields this position to indoctrinate unsuspecting individuals for political purposes outside the positions original purpose.

That teacher is a political predator he indoctrinated my friend into joining a violent movement

by JakesTheMan September 3, 2021

Political Greeting

When you bump into a friend of a friend, or an ex, or your mates girlfriend your not that keen on and you have to say hello and pretend to have a brief conversation with them otherwise you look bad.

Bob: I bumped into Lucy the other day, she's so annoying but she's going out with my house mate at the moment so I just gave her the old political greeting and moved on.

by dotdotthedots July 27, 2010

Political Correctness

One of the biggest crocks of bullshit of all time.

Political Correctness is a farce and should not be taken serious.

by PhoenixGamer34 November 12, 2021

Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.

"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"

by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018

American Politics

A really bad reality TV show

Guy 1: Did you see the recent episode of American Politics?

Guy 2: Yes dude! That was insane!

by Ljd;flkjas;dlkfjasdlf;alksdf May 26, 2021

Polite Bite

When you really don't feel like eating but are guilted into eating. Eating, in order to "fit in".

"Oh, you better at least have a "polite bite" of your Birthday Cake!". Second example; When your Mom or someone offers you something to eat and you've recently eaten and just couldn't eat another bite. "Oh, honey just have a "polite bite", I made it just for you!". When someone insists you taste something and it doesn't look appealing to you. So in order to not offend them, you take a "polite bite".

by Roxi Belaire September 5, 2011

Political gloating

When you keep posting pictures or commenting about the winning candidate who you happened to vote for in an election. The reverse of political whining.

He keeps posting about his candidate winning. So tired of the political gloating. They won, it's done, get on w/ life.

by PhantomLover007 November 7, 2012