polish titty twister

A polish titty twister is when you pour hot melted butter all over a pregnant woman's giantacular chesticles, then applying car battery clamps to her hershey kiss nips, all while having her slob on your knob until you reach orgasm at which point you violently twist the clamps to induce severe milkage.

"dude i gave that pregumundo cholo hoe a mondo polish titty twister!"

by Polishmilkjug December 22, 2013

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

polish plow

The sexual act of having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, then as you are about to ejaculate you swipe the females arms from underneath her and drive forward with her head on the ground and scream "PLOW." When done correctly, carpet burn is present on the females face.

Guy 1: "What's with your girls face?"
Guy 2: " oh. We tried the polish plow last night."

by My dick is large February 12, 2014

polishing the colonel

Jerking off while eating fried chicken

Hey dude, why didn't you answer the phone? I was really busy. Just picked up something to eat and was watching some porn and polishing the Colonel.

by Billstar55 February 16, 2014

polish pussy

something that German and Russian men rape repeatedly.

man hitler sure raped that polish pussy

by kawaiijizzlord5000 October 13, 2015

polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

polishing the rifle

Slang for jacking off/ masturbating.

My wife caught me Polishing the rifle yesterday.

by Xesros January 4, 2017