Pity Platter

: a mannerism used to make fun of someone whining about thier day or someone whining in general ( can be used in a friendly joking manner or to indicate to an extremely annoying whiny person to help themselves to a nice tall glass of Shut-the-Hell-Up!)

Ahh, poor baby, I'll get you a Pity Platter. "Yes, I'll have the Boo-hoo Burger, small French Cries, and a large Whiney/no ice."

by Dallas Bob March 29, 2007

pitzl

An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. A guy who grabs his female best friend's ass because he knows he can get away with it. He is handsome, intelligent, fun, funny, charming and sweet. He also has the most incredible eyes I have ever seen in my life, you can lose yourself in them. Once you get past the eyes, he has these kissable lips to die for and he sure knows how to use them! Not only that but the nice ass helps. I am always starving for more.

Man, i wish i had a pitzl like yours..

by trick87234 July 29, 2009

Pitzapotzie

(Prenounceation, Peetsuhpotesee) Pitzapotzie means something thats out of this world amazing or completely awesome. It can be used as an adjective, verb, or noun. The opposite of this word is Pootzipotzie

Current Tense-Pitzapotzie
Plural-Pitzapotzies
Past Tense- Pitzapotzied
Future Tense- Pitzapoze

"That new movie is sooo pitzapotzie, i can watch it 50 more times and it would still be cool."

"My new girlfriend is awsome, she is the most pitzapotzie person i've ever met."

"That new guys is such a pitzapotzie"

"These Jelly Beans are such Pitzapotzies"

"Goodbye, we will pitzapoze later"

"I pitzapotzied with my friends last night, it was really fun"

by A SLEEP0VER AT TH3 CEMETERY July 14, 2009

pitysitting

Pitysitting defines staying with another as he/she struggles through a bad experience, per se, a breakup.

"Tonight I'll be pitysitting James at my place; that breakup did a number on him."

by Singingjacobus December 3, 2009

pityvite

When you give someone an invitation to an event more out of pity than for any other reason.

Tanya found out that I took Nikki to lunch today, so next week I think I'm going to have to throw her a pityvite.

by Tee-Liscious December 16, 2009

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010