Pasta Pirate

A slur against Italian pirates. Especially against pirates with pasty white skin and either heterochromia or a missing eye. These pirates are usually up at ungodly hours of the night playing video games doing silly challenges for the amusement of themselves or others.

That, Sandy is such a pasta pirate

by Mr. Doogles April 4, 2023

muffin snuggling pirate puncher

a person who is a complete dumbass

“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”

by Memesalad August 21, 2021

Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

Thanks for the protein sir

A phrase French soldiers say in the midst of combat, while receiving a protein shake when they actually need more boullets.

*gobble* thanks for the protein sir! Lets go to the gym buddy hasta la vista baby

by Elli7777 September 7, 2023

Quiet, Pirates

1. The distress signal for a sleeper cell of pirates in an urbanized location. The pirates have a moral obligation, nay, a physical urge to assemble in the desired location of their fellow distressed pirate (FDP).

2. Diarrhea noise

Robber: I will take your belongings.
FDP: Arg...not my belongings! QUIET, PIRATES!
*pirates assemble*

2. Up to interpretation

by toonce’s tuccis September 8, 2018

protein facial

The act in which a face is thoroughly coated in guy-goo.

Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.

by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006

Pirate Cumsquat

When a girl is squatting down giving a guy a blow job, and right before he cums, she loses her balance, falls off, and gets squirted in the eye on as she falls backwards!

That poor drunk girl was blowing me in the bathroom but had no idea she was in for a pirate cumsquat!

by filthy pirate hooker June 14, 2011