Leaded Pencil 

Ther eroused state of the male member. A throbbing boner, a chub, a stiffy.

Whoa dude. Check out that babe. She's so hot she's giving me a leaded pencil.

Leaded Pencil by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2009

playing with your pencil pouch 

low key way to say female masturbation/fingering

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder

playing with your pencil pouch by sikmind'd October 16, 2010

Crappy Pencil 

A shitty pencil.

Alex gave me a crappy pencil.

Crappy Pencil by Liaaaaa+Shaaaazma February 4, 2018

Gay Pencil 

A slur used against skinny gay twinks.

“Eden is such a gay pencil”

Gay Pencil by Edenxxrayne November 16, 2021

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener 

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer 

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch

Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."

not the sharpest pencil in the drawer by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

sharpen your pencil 

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

sharpen your pencil by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012