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Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.
Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.
by FantaBlack December 12, 2015
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Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold
Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.
by YPX April 21, 2018
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Painted rock

Someone Who looks good on the outside but is worthless in your life
P1. Bro that girl is fine.
P2. Nah don't mess with her she's painted rock.
P2. She spent DJ's $5000 lottery ticket and then cheated on him.
P1. Yeah that's cold she ain't worth it even if she has a fine ass.
by YVNGPANDAX April 22, 2018
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Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue
"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.
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Paint whore

When somebody does nothing aside from forcing paint points in nba 2k - typically in an unskilled fashion.
That paint whore took 31 shots in the paint with Luka and didn't shoot any jumpers
by Princeoffame2.0 January 22, 2021
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cock paint

the combination of semen and saliva that harden on the tip of your dick
man after susie gave me a blow job there was so much cock paint
by Philip Philippe June 26, 2010
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Lead paint republican

Republicans that are upset that the liberals and the main stream media conspired to do away with perfectly safe lead paint.
The lead paint republicans are upset that liberal scientist and media are against asbestos tissue paper and dust masks.
by Walter Ego1 July 4, 2017
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