platoonio

A term used to describe the actions of simple minded people

“That’s very Platoonio of you”

by maddawg99 April 16, 2024

Patong Schlong

A dirty poo covered bell end usually obtained from a seedy night out with a ladyboy in the brothels of Thailand.

By Jove Nicholls!! I woke up this morning with the most god awful patong schlong!! I have no memory of last night’s shenanigans!!

by Befferson 2 June 10, 2025

patron saint of education

Someone who died whilst pursuing his / her education, forever marking the dedication to learning.

Even though she passed away whilst still wearing school uniform on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 at the age of 17, her last education was at Lima November High School, canonizing her as the patron saint of education.

by Emotional Cruiser October 16, 2025

Extendo patronom

Is what a wanna be Harry potter casts to make his male organ to extend, or to make bigger.

Barry Blotter stood and everything was silent "EXTENDO PATRONOM" and Barry's pants grew in size...

by Puffezza October 7, 2007

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Cooper Patton looks nice

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018