Pumpkin Patch Party

Redhead only, outside Orgy.

A Pumpkin Patch Party is a redhead only orgy that is takes place outside (typically in an open field or grass area). In some cases red wigs are to be allowed.

by Vagina Finder October 10, 2011

Panchos

Drama; Causing Drama; Unecessary; An Excessive Amount Of; A Ruckus.

Robert: Her ex-boyfriend showed up at her house at 3am knocking on her windows!

Scott: Thats Panchos!
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Jimmy: Bill was causing panchos at the game.

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Carl: That lady brough her 4 dogs into the store...
Lenny: panchos!

by EST3BAN July 26, 2007

Patchwork

Attaining intoxication at a party without buying any liquor. Achieved by 'bumming' one or two shots from several of your friends.

Man, I thought that party was gonna suck because I had no booze, I got lucky and was able to patchwork the night.

by Briano4 March 28, 2009

patchworker

n. one of an increasing number of people unable to find full-time employment, so who resort to taking many part-time jobs without benefits.

"Yeah I just got my master's degree but I'll probably still be a patchworker when I'm 30."

by Brian H. February 15, 2004

Wolverine Patch

A greasy ass patch of hair located above the ass crack. It is usually shaped in a upside down triangle, as if pointing to the anus.

"Eww that chick behind me has a large mass of hair on her lower back."

"Thats a fucking wolverine patch!"

by Jacob Prenger December 18, 2008

Tallahassee Pirate Patch

When after anal intercourse, you take the scat and cover your partners eyelid with it, then drag the penis across the forehead leaving a line, like the string holding up the patch.

Hey dude you want me to give you a Tallahassee pirate patch ?

by Bigbdub May 17, 2010

Patches O'Houlihan

You are having sex with a girl, reverse cowgirl style in her wheel chair, on an incline. As your finishing, lift her by her lifeless hips, and toss her in front of the wheelchair, and proceed to run the bitch over. The best part about this technique, is she'll still be there tomorrow. But if you're a gentleman, you'll call her a cab.

So I gave this girl a Patches O'Houlihan, and I was going to call her a cab, but she got hit by a semi. At least I got the wheelchair out of the deal.

by Jeff King Man February 27, 2007