Nigger Parking

Nigger parking is pulling a vehicle up to the ass of another vehicle parked
in a driveway, effectively blocking the pedestrians sidewalk access.
Pedestrians have to go in the street to get around the offending vehicle.

"All these lowlifes nigger parking are blocking the sidewalk.
Might as well just walk in the fucking street"!

by IH8JIGS August 26, 2017

Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

packin

A word used to describe that whats in a man’s pants is rather large😬

*tik tok comments*

“We all know he’s packin🤚🏼😩🥰”

by l.f.e April 20, 2020

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Sinatra Parking

When you park your car right next to the place where you are going.

We scored Sinatra Parking last night at the AppleBees. We were right in front of the door!

by Ima Hack September 9, 2009