Please help I've had a strokety pokety

Oh my god help him and stop looking at this word idiot!

Please help I've had a strokety pokety Tom.

by I'm stupid July 10, 2022

Please King

Phrase used to describe someone demonstrating excessive laziness, when that same person asks you for a favor.

Please king insert name! Please come and eat your food!

by Mr.beast123 April 12, 2023

Frosty Pleaser

A cold Blow Job

A frosty pleaser is a Blow Job with an ice cube in mouth.

by JKow March 29, 2009

Man please

a term used by Malik Pete which can mean many things. It can range from "you're wrong" and "you're right," and "leave me alone" and "come here." It's also used by his wife, Deondria Pete to express rejection/fry people.

Malik Pete's way:
A girl was following Malik Pete and he said, "Man PLEASE… get yo stupid ass from behind me.

Deondria Pete's way:
A guy asked Deondria Pete out and she said, "Man pleeeease! Got a husband already, nigga."

by swaggod November 8, 2013

Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019