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Pumpkin Fucker 

A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
Pumpkin Fucker by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009

pumpkin patch 

Term of affection and adoration used for someone who is the cutest ever. Even cuter than a pumpkin pie.
Girl 1: My boyfriend brought me a chocolate covered strawberries.

Girl 2: Oh my gosh! What a pumpkin patch!
pumpkin patch by HK1717 December 12, 2012

Pumpkin Head 

A person who thinks that if they put a pumpkin on their head, they will look cold.
These people are usually known to be seen with Doll Kissers.
"I saw that Pumpkin Head with that Doll Kisser the other day. They opened up their own shop."

"Ryan is such a Pumpkin Head."
Pumpkin Head by Stephanie Lynn8190 October 29, 2008

Pumpkin Doodle 

Is a cat.
did you see that pumpkin doodle? yeah i thought it was chasing a mouse!
Pumpkin Doodle by Masa Quanda October 8, 2012

Pumpkin Patch 

(VERB)

The act of
(A) Obtaining a pumpkin
(B) Drilling multiple holes into the pumpkin (of various size) - perhaps carving them out
(C) Heating the pumpkin (via microwave or oven)
and then
(D) Having a large group of men attempt to patch the holes of the pumpkin with their respective penises.

Alas: A pumpkin patch.

(NOUN)

- A gathering of males attempting to patch the holes of a carved pumpkin with their penises.
- A group of scrubs
(VERB)

Martin: "Yo kewlkid987 - spawn camping is prohibited on this server."
Steve: "What is this, a pumpkin patch server?"

(NOUN)

Bill: "Hey Joe, how did you like the midnight release of the new Call of Duty?"
Joe: "At first it had some perks, but it ended up becoming the usual pumpkin patch like every other one of these midnight releases."
Pumpkin Patch by NapoleonBonrhrd November 9, 2013

Pumpkin Nigger 

A derogatory term for a Ranga or Ginger.
Ed Sheeran: Exists
Me: Hey there, pumpkin nigger!
Pumpkin Nigger by Grandmasterfuck November 8, 2020