Puke neck

Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.

Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.

by ol' saddleface September 6, 2016

Puke straight

Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.

Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.

by Party Rock Crew Member December 12, 2017

puke dicked

When a girl is throwing up & you go from behind & put it in her ass.

Last night my girlfriend was so hammered that when she bent over to hurl I puke dicked her right in the ass.

by Big P. Bob November 2, 2017

Puking shits

When you are vomiting and have the runs at the same time. Hence, Puking shits.

#1: Bro, you weren't at work today, the boss is mad as fuck.

#2: Man, I was sick. I had the puking shits.

#1: Oh. It's a good idea you didn't come to work then.

by Pepsi max drinking white man June 14, 2010

Puke Burp

When food walks across your throat when you weren't even eating.

Oh gross, I just had a puke burp, my throat is burning.

by Goodole Chen February 14, 2017

Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes

San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes

by DeathNote1 September 22, 2020

puking poodle

when you have sex with your wife in doggie position while they are vomiting into a toilet

Rachel was so sick last night, but I still gave her the puking poodle.

by lusty italian December 22, 2021