Cowboy Cattle Prod

The act of branding a woman's vagina as to claim ownership.

Jimmy: What smells like burned cunt?

Random girl: Thats me, my boyfriend gave me a Cowboy Cattle Prod

by Mullet Boner August 14, 2011

DOMINIC LEVEL PRODIGY

A level of prodigy unknown to humankind.

"Fred is a DOMINIC LEVEL PRODIGY. That's just how good he is."

by DMan6000 May 1, 2022

proddy

Someone who always has to be prodded to hang out, and never initiates the act of inviting others to hang out with them.

Guy 1: Hey, can I ask you something?
Guy 2: Sure.
Guy 1: Why are you such a proddy?
Guy 2: A what?
Guy 1: Why do I have to ask you to hang out all the time, why don't you ask me ever?
Guy 2: Gee... I dunno, I never thought about it.
Guy 1: Do you LIKE hanging out with me?
Guy 2: Yeah! Of course!

by Douglas Young September 22, 2007

prodouché

The boss' pet employee who is absolutely useless at his job, but can do no wrong in the boss' eyes; a douchebag.

A: Tim has the boss' ear.

B: Yeah, he's the department prodouché

by Talisman_London September 16, 2009

prodigay

Gay prodigy. Otherwise known as "pocket gay" or "gay in training." The prodigay exhibits all the necessary characteristics and taste in fashion required by a seasoned homosexual, but at a much earlier age.

Bob got really lucky. The guy he's training is a total prodigay. In two days he perfected the eye-roll AND the sense of entitled judgement.

by GSBJim January 23, 2011

PLOUD

A ploud moment is when someone does something cringe / wants to die / is gay.

-Bro I support lgbt and want to die
-Ploud moment

by Arctic shampon December 19, 2021

prodigy

A child who plays the piano when he/she ought to be in bed

Mozart: lecherous junkie genius murdered by ......

by dpme December 27, 2004