To fap. Used in polite company.
1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.
by spotch555 March 29, 2012
mugGet the Ponder one's place in the universemug.
Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.
Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat
by geoffm June 4, 2007
mugGet the a place where you can eatmug.
A copious, nearly uncontrollable ejaculation, "the kids" being each individual sperm.
When I saw the stripper bend over, I nearly shot my kids all over the place.
by g-xerxes January 29, 2003
mugGet the shoot my kids all over the placemug.
"You shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of execution. You shall be hung by the neck until the body be dead... dead... DEAD!"


When British judges gave the death penalty (unfortunately, it was discontinued, which is a shame), they would put on a black cap, and, in a solemn voice say this sentence to the criminal, bringing down the hammer each time the word "dead" was uttered.
I wish someone would bring back the death penalty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the you shall be taken to the place from whence you came, and from there be taken to a place of executionmug.
When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.
I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place
by Glen S. May 18, 2006
mugGet the Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Placemug.

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