phantom ping

When you use too much discord and hear the discord ping sound at random times even though there is no ping you lonely fuck. This is not a ghost ping (which is real). A phantom ping isn't real and you are imagining it.

Phantom Ping: PING!
You: Who pinged me?
Everyone else: No one.

by Wyattagum October 19, 2020

Nigger Ping-Pong

Basketball

Bill: Hey did you catch the basketball game last night?

Ron: No I don't watch nigger ping-pong.

by The Rebel Militia May 29, 2009

rav ping

ugh i fucking hate this island why the fuck do i always average above 10,000 ms in every fucking game i play i hate this slum wifi stupid fucking island

oh no! I've got rav ping

by bigfatretard22 July 17, 2020

Alfie Ping

To have extremely high ping (a lot of lag,) like Alfie.

Person 1: "Man, I'm lagging really bad."
Person 2: "Damn, you got Alfie ping."

by life gone south August 3, 2020

media ping-pong

When a member of the media asks someone a question, then that person tells the media to ask somebody else the same question.

Sports reporter #1: "Why did the manager bench you for three games?"

Baseball player: "Ask him."

Sports reporter #2: "That's media ping-pong."

by yes juanito yes July 26, 2014

Extreme Ping Pong

Extreme Ping Pong (also known as freestyle table tennis). Is Ping Pong but extra points are given for extreme moves such as table handstands, dive shots, blindfolded playing, playing while on a trampoline, front flip serve, causing the ball to set alight, playing with no paddle, playing with two paddles etc.
Variations of the games exist such as XXXtreme Ping Pong (This one is played naked) and the most popular variation No Shots Barred, in No Shots Barred the rules are simple the serve must be a regular one but as long as the ball is bouncing its still in play, even if it leaves the table.

Alex: You ready to beat Dan at some Extreme Ping Pong 2v1.
Johnny: Yeh why not, lets make it a No Shots Barred match.
Alex: Ok Epic, let me just get the BDSM gear.
Johnny: :O WTF

by Nex Solo November 21, 2010

headshot ping

The noise a headshot makes in the Call of Duty series of games. It has often proved addictive, with gamers getting hooked on 'the ping' and trying for a headshot with every bullet.

'I'm hooked on the headshot ping!'

'Did you hear that? PWNED!!'

by Graham Simmons January 9, 2008