Penial

1. of or relating to the penis 2. to be a penis; asshole 3. a disease that causes one to be a penis

Charlie was being penial in math class today.

by ih8unc1990 January 3, 2006

load your pencil

Refill your beverage. It's the tacky, euphemistic way to ask a girl if you can get her a drink.

He saw the cute blonde had an empty glass so he winked and asked, "Hey babe, can I load your pencil?"

by PixieOfDoom July 28, 2006

pencil neck

A scrawney person with a thin neck. Not a show of machoness.

You pencil neck geek, my sister could kick your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Peni

Plural for penis; many of the dick.

"Man, last night, I was so drunk I thought I had two peni."

"I drew a bunch of uber peni!"

by Zananananabatman. December 31, 2010

pencilist

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

Pencil Crayon

A strange way of saying: colored pencil.

person 1 : ZOMFG! I COMPLETELY <3 your PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : wat??

person 1: UR PENCIL CRAYONS! THEYRE ALL NEONIE!

person 2 : my COLORED PENCILS?

person 1 : ya the PENCIL CRAYONS!

person 2 : you weirdo...

by iDino-SAWR <3 October 28, 2009

penial

Denial about the size of your penis

"Dude.. you're totally in penial.. your cock ain't 25 inches long by 12 inches thick!"

by Markishaquanda April 29, 2009