Pheasant

A fallaciousness female with the tendency to rob someone of their change directly after sexual contact with aforementioned individual.

You just got jacked by that cum guzzling pheasant

by distinguished old gentlemen December 13, 2010

pleasantly plump

Not fat but not skinny as vlock

Hey your fat.. jk you are just pleasantly plump like that

by Pleasantly Plump Club November 30, 2004

Pheasant under glass

When pressing a ham (mooning against a window), the man also reaches down and pushes his old chap against the glass.

Whilemy ex and her new boyfriend ate their $500 meal, I walked straight up to the restaurant window and gave them a Pheasant under glass.

by Stephanie June 5, 2003

Prasant

usually referred to as an east Asian male practically interested and looks like part of the "Emo" scene and spends most of their time in a high school marching band scene, this kinda of person's personality is usually "douche" and rather hated by most people knowing the person and the community, by the looks usually Emo scene with not much effort usually long dark brown hair,this type of person is usually harrased by the people for the way he acts or converses

hopes their no prasants in this local suburbia its quite nice

by DonPatch890 January 8, 2008

Pesant

The act of being a peasant that is simping

Oh Aly, you’re being such a pesant!

by hubbyy November 11, 2020

peasantvision

Postmodern electronic-media redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for western-entrenched power elite. This medium focuses heavily on mega-funded advertising, blatant disinformation, sophomoric narratives and realities, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves commercial interests and functions to blur distinctions between facets of information and entertainment in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, cultural arrogance, mass ignorance and submission to exploitive hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

by J0e_B October 11, 2007

spineless pheasant fetus

The nasty Will Charles Willett of your community.
A nasty thong on the ass of the universe...
Most likely claim Westside and call you "nigga" in each sentence.
Also a favored word of said pheasant: "trick"
Also known as an "anorexic snowballer"
Often seen with children exponentially younger than him.
See also:Child Molester...& Cradle Robber...& Chubby Chaser
Keep small children away.

Have You talked to that spineless pheasant fetus today? He called me a nigga trick bitch...I saw him throwing up westside but we all know honkey rather be throwing up his food.

by BellaFucking Brightside..Bitch February 1, 2009