one-eyed pizza

Small, flat penis on small midgets. Always on homosexuals. Usually associated with people named Del Rio.

That gay dude's got a one-eyed pizza!

by Unkle Nasty 69 January 28, 2025

one-eyed pizza

Sweaty butthole, sometimes greasy but always on homosexuals.

Imma bout to destroy that twink's one-eyed pizza.

by Unkle Nasty 69 February 4, 2025

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK

Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner

by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 3, 2021

Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022