Can of Cringe

Tessa Deal

Oh you can of cringe

by Water girllll July 7, 2018

canned jew

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight

In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !

by Bum check September 8, 2016

Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 15, 2020

Pringle Can

Slang Term for a large girthy penis, roughly the size of a Pringle can.

Trevor: Kevin has a Pringle can in his pants.
Chad: Yep, he's definitely swinging to his knees.

by Skank Bacon July 7, 2018

smash cans

its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.

I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.

by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

vag in a can

A female that can only perform the "starfish" position (see: sex coma) during sex.

guy1: dude, have you slept with rachel?
guy2: yeah bro, but she was a vag in a can..
guy1: :/

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

can-rattler

A very noisy bowel movement. One that "rattles the can."

I took a poop just now, and it was a can-rattler, made the bathroom stool shake.

by lanmanrob November 16, 2010