double-dipped

double-dip
verb
past tense: double-dipped
When the male participant in intercourse between a heterosexual couple inserts his penis into the vagina, then anus, then back into the vagina again. Advisory: can cause urinary tract infections for both partners.

Joe: aw man, shouldn't have double-dipped with my girl...
Steve: why?
Joe: both Suzie and I now have urinary tract infections

by spang-dangled March 4, 2019

Double Tick

Someone who is always one step ahead (normally in academics), and is always trying to go above and beyond what is required of them. A try-hard.

"You've already written the entire paper?! Wow you're such a double tick."

by loftcrew February 28, 2015

double secret

Adjective describing the type of probation the Delta House frat was on in Animal House.

Dean Wormer: We're putting them on double-secret probation!

by RoscoPColetrane October 27, 2004

double dunt

To consume two capsules or pills in one gulp. Normally used in the consumption of ecstacy.

"I just double dunted a couple of biscuits man, I'm well out my tits."

by Shaggatron June 17, 2009

Double Woozy

A double woozy is when you slam your hands against another person's testicles, squishing them together. Subsequently shattering them as well as their ego.

Paul: What's up?
You: I used the double woozy on Jim last night.
Paul: Nice.

by thighmaster69 October 24, 2018

double handjobs

where two girls give you a handjob at the same time

i was standin in the living room watching a tv show when sara and mara tag teamed my dick with their vagina ticklers and gave me a couple double handjobs.

by gootch February 22, 2007

Double Phantom

Y'know when you do a clean poo (you wipe your bottom and theres no sign of skiddies) and when you do a torpedo poo (it shoots up the back pipe so you cant see it sitting in the bottom of the bowl, Well when you do both of those its a double phantom, its like you never did a poo.

Was that a double phantom or did I just go toilet for nothing?

by Mogalli March 6, 2009