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Omegle

A convo that goes like this...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: m here
You: ill show u my tittes if u answer 1 question
Stranger: ok
You: ready baby?
Stranger: yup
You: What is your mental/literal physiological in-depth hypothesis of the humane excuse of a certain mentality if you got caught MASTURBATING?
Stranger: dick
You: WRONG BITCH!
You have disconnected
An example of a Omegle convo ^^^^^
by Yeah, Omegle sucks September 23, 2012
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Omegle language

Omegle words
M14 for example, means the user is a male and is 14 years old
F18 means they are a female and is 18 years old
To use: (genderif you’re trans add a “t” in front of your preferred gender; age)
To use Omegle Language, you must first add gender and then your age.
by Sam1d September 29, 2019
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OMgasm

An American comedy short about sex and yoga. Actress/dancer Alexandra Fulton starred in her directorial debut film which runs about 5 minutes and 37 seconds. It premiered at the Cannes Film Festival in France at the Short Film Corner on May 21th, 2008.

Fulton plays Daisy, a skeptical woman who slides into a colorful erotic fantasy about her handsome yoga teacher David, played by Adam Pena.

The name blends "Om," the most sacred symbol in the Hindu, Jain, Buddhist and Discordian religions, with the word "orgasm." It's also a reference to tantric sex.
Man, watching OMgasm gave me an Omgasm!
by Miley Spears January 19, 2009
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Omegle

A troller's, horny teen, pedophile and social reject's paradise. It's the most fun you can have without concequences.
Today on Omegle:
You: Hey! Asl?
Stranger: 17 year old male, usa lookin for some fun
You:(Lie)41 male also lookin 4 some fun. Wach'ya say? Stranger:(Disconnected)

So much fun...:)
by am-chan December 12, 2010
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omegalong dong

Stands those people whose dong length exceeds their iq.
random guy: my dong is long.
omegalong dong user: Why don't you use omegalong dong instead?
random guy: that's brilliant, i go and eat an omegalong dong sandwitch.
by omegalong dong user March 27, 2021
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OmegaCringe

disney movie singing scenes are OmegaCringe
by Jow Skowgen March 17, 2021
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Omegle Depression

The feeling of depression after being banned from Omegle. Usually involves depression over the fact you'll never be able to chat to the people you met on the site ever again. Also can involve depression over the fact that you'll never be able to have fun on omegle or meet famous people such as PewDiePie on the website again. The best remedy for Omegle Depression is going outside and getting a life, or visiting new sites which are just as fun.
Person 1: "Will you be on Omegle again tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yeah!"
Person 1: "I'll see you tomorrow then!"
Person 2: "Cya buddy!"

-Your computer/network is banned for possible bad behavior-

Person 1: *Begins to suffer from Omegle Depression*
by Twelvies4Life June 1, 2014
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