Big 'Ole Sow

Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.

Damn bitch after dem kids were born and you let yourself go, you sure are a BIG 'OLE SOW

by edentulous artist April 18, 2009

tig-ol-bitties

huge tits

Did you see her tig-ol-bitties?? You mean big-ol-titties??

by sweaterpuppetmaster October 19, 2010

Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

Ol' Connor Harris

A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.

Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris

by RealWordsRealTime April 3, 2017

Ol Turkey Tug

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

a big ol' vag

Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief

that girl has a big ol' vag.

by poo inator February 1, 2006

Jose Ole

The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.

"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."

by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012