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The uncanny smile ever present on scores of respectable blonde, suburban housewife types. You're never sure if it is the result of good 'work', true bliss, or an elaborate mask for the masses.
Did you see Mrs. Jones' Resting Bless Your Heart Face, I couldn't tell if she was happy or not?
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 20, 2021
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Your face is killing me

A phrase spoken by a famous Dutch serial murderer Maria Swanenburg before stalking her victims and poisoning them with arsenic while they slept. Most of her victims were immigrants from Asian countries.
Me: 'I heard someone whisper your face is killing me when I was taking a video'
Friend: 'OMG dude, you're gonna die tonight!'
by cmonjustgimmeahandlename February 7, 2021
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Beat Your Face

Expression used by Drill Sergeants to order a subordinate to do push-ups.
by Formerarmyguy February 19, 2021
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Your Face

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .
by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021
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On your face

When someone is making a promise or guarantee of something on their face (or honor, similar to giving their word).
If I loan you this money your telling me right now, on your face you will work for me for the next two weekends to make us even.

I gotta go straighten up my face with him by working this weekend and next.
by PistolPete1515 May 25, 2021
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