Ol' Connor Harris

A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.

Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris

by RealWordsRealTime April 3, 2017

tig-ol-bitties

huge tits

Did you see her tig-ol-bitties?? You mean big-ol-titties??

by sweaterpuppetmaster October 19, 2010

Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

Big 'Ole Sow

Your wife or significant other who after having children or just plain flat out let her self go resembles a Large Swine of the female variety. Typically evidenced by the visible presense of blubber rolls. Also often can be seen laying on her side on the couch with a bag of potatoe chips watching Television rather than exercising.

Damn bitch after dem kids were born and you let yourself go, you sure are a BIG 'OLE SOW

by edentulous artist April 18, 2009

Ol Turkey Tug

Masturbation after a hearty Thanksgiving meal. Typically performed on the toilet whilst taking that infamous Thanksgiving afternoon dump.

What a great meal. Now to top it off with a big dump and a good ol turkey tug.

by Eaton Holgoode November 23, 2017

a big ol' vag

Floppy meat wings, that are floppy beyond belief

that girl has a big ol' vag.

by poo inator February 1, 2006

Jose Ole

The act of someone pooping into someone else's butthole.

"So I hear Frankie really enjoys Jose Oles."

by HotPocket3390 August 16, 2012