nuclear ass gas

When the fumes of one's farts are so horrendous and linger for a lengthy amount of time they make all who inhabit the general vicinity of said fart sickly resembling radiation sickness. Often brought on by taco bell, protien shakes, and general raunchy farts.

Troy ate taco bell for lunch & let loose some nuclear ass gas loose in the breakroom.

by Resident Redneck January 22, 2017

nuclear weed

Weed that's so good it puts you in a coma.

friend: bro you gotta try my new stuff, it's some nuclear weed

by KekMemes August 20, 2017

nucleotard

Someone who thinks that their job, social status, income, race, gender, sexual preference, or lack thereof, separates them from society and the requirements of being a respectable member within. A person that thinks they are both separated from society and insulated from its consequences.

Did you see the Shia LaBeouf arrest video? What a nucleotard.

by Fission_Chips October 7, 2017

nuplicet

Zero or almost zero. Very, very low. Extremely low levels of something, almost undetectable.

Dude. So Julie is still in the hospital. Her doctors said her white blood cell count is like nuplicet... very very low.

by MaxCK May 3, 2018

nuclear apocalypse

A world that is a wasteland from a nuclear war call it a fallout if you want its all the same thing and maybe you can find weird shit after the effects

Oct,23,2077 the nuclear apocalypse came killing every thing so the United States built underground vaults this is where a story begins in a nuclear apocalypse

by Deathfox6 February 6, 2018

Nutley Kids

Teenagers ages 13-18 that drink extreme amounts of alcohol on any day where there is no school the next day

Person: Hey man, you should sober up.
Other person: Nah, I'm good. At least I don't drink like Nutley Kids.

by $auceMan February 15, 2018

Nuclear Turdgames

The battle between good and evil feces begins when you and your cropdusting rival both have emerging turtle heads with only one toilet to accommodate the most worthy balloon knot. The rightful ruler of the porcelain throne must be crowned.

A battle royale of anuses commences. The anal adversaries unleash turds of epic proportions. The devastation caused by the colliding fecal matter leads to a mutually assured destruction of both rectums. The A-nal bombs dropped cause a nuclear ass-holocaust with only skidmarks left to crown. There are no winners in the nuclear turdgames...the only way to win is not to (ass)play.

Hey breh, did you watch that epic tale nuclear turdgames. Jon Snow combats Matthew Broderick in a battle of all out fecale warfare.

by Hughjeffinbyrd March 4, 2018