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t-speed

A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means.
That guy always moves at t-speed.
by pyro_brownchickenbrowncow January 8, 2011
mugGet the t-speedmug.

half-speed

The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
mugGet the half-speedmug.

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.
"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."
by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017
mugGet the speed jackingmug.

COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.
You have Coon Speed bucko!!!
by Master Coonington November 5, 2019
mugGet the COON SPEEDmug.

Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.
by george kliwoski March 29, 2007
mugGet the Chipmunk on Speedmug.

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH
He moves at the speed of wood
by Wormm March 13, 2005
mugGet the the speed of woodmug.

speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light
the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!
by Mr Nir February 20, 2013
mugGet the speed of nirmug.

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