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Speed Virgin

Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
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COON SPEED

When someone can run really fast for no reason.
You have Coon Speed bucko!!!
by Master Coonington November 5, 2019
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Speed Spood

Trevor describing something extremely fast.
Trevor: I got the speed spood boat
All of us: YES!
by nazi bitch May 8, 2020
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speeding-Jesus

A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
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Chipmunk on Speed

a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
That idiot over there is such a Chipmunk on Speed.
by george kliwoski March 29, 2007
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the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH
He moves at the speed of wood
by Wormm March 13, 2005
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speed of nir

the speed measured from the time you get to meet Nir, until the time you see his penis; is said to be faster than speed of light
the amount of time it took us to be disqualified since we had our awesome dance was faster than the Speed of Nir!!!
by Mr Nir February 20, 2013
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