hoc-block

Douchebags who obstruct the view of a hockey game by moving around and getting out of their seats without waiting for the whistle. Most hoc-blocks include first time hockey spectators, drunk assholes, and families with small children (which are the only acceptable hoc-blocks).
"Dude these hoc-blocks need to sit the fuck down, I can't see the game!"
by riaaa17 February 01, 2010
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block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.
by Lavlav47 December 30, 2017
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Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.
He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?
by Daniel Spahettian June 08, 2014
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Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them
Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block
by Anonymous8008135 November 03, 2016
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Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.
Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night
by Chris and winnie November 06, 2017
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Rig Block

The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.
Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"
by jrscag May 22, 2009
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mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.
Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.
by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010
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