A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.
by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018
Get the block choppymug. by efaith December 4, 2019
Get the squat blockedmug. 1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.
"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."
by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009
Get the Douche Blockmug. When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.
He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?
by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014
Get the Flop blockmug. When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.
Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.
Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!
by mma206 September 17, 2010
Get the coke-blockmug. When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them
by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016
Get the Flix Blockmug. The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"
Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.
by simbrose May 20, 2011
Get the Listener's Blockmug.