block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.

Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.

by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009

Flop block

When someone raises pre flop in a game of Texas Hold'em poker, trying to block other players from seeing the flop for cheap.

He flop blocked the table by betting one hundred dollars pre flop and then showed pocket aces, why does he have to be such a flop blocker?

by Daniel Spahettian June 8, 2014

coke-block

When another restaurant goer steps in front of you preventing you from gaining access to the soda fountain. Either due to their indecisiveness or total lack of self-awareness.

Guy #1: Dude, where have you been? Our food is getting cold.

Guy #2: Sorry, that girl totally just coke-blocked me over there!

by mma206 September 17, 2010

Flix Block

When your partner/friend constantly stands in the way of your Netflix time but still moans you can't watch without them

Man I would have finished Breaking Bad by now but my husband is such a Flix Block

by Anonymous8008135 November 3, 2016

Listener's Block

The inability to choose a song to play when confronted with a large iTunes library. Similar concept as "Writer's Block"

Bro1: Dude, hurry up and pick a song to play, this party is dying!

Bro2: I can't man! Too many songs to choose from! I've got a serious case of Listener's Block.

by simbrose May 20, 2011