mask strutter

A person proudly wearing a face covering, who thinks he/she is saving him/herself and others from the COVID-19 virus.

Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.

by Free the mind August 14, 2020

Mask Hours

Similar to milliamp-hour in the measurement in the capacity of a battery, Mask Hours or Mask Hour is used to measure the capacity of time a face-mask can be worn during a global pandemic.

Bro, you might want to change your blue face mask; the standard mask hours should be roughly 4 hours and you've worn yours for more than 32. Don't shake *my* hand.

by VisyVisyVis89 August 20, 2020

Drop mask

Suddenly pulling your mask down when you need some oxygen.

I was working hard and couldn't breathe, so I had to drop mask.

by Maskermind August 28, 2020

Almaguerilla Mask

When you shave your beard and save the clippings then masturbate to completion and spread your ejaculate on your face then sprinkle your beard clippings onto your ejaculate-covered face and create a new beard.

My homeboy shaved his beard off but immediately regretted it, so he he came on his face and gave himself an Almaguerilla Mask.

by Calendar Boy September 12, 2020

mask trap

Someone who looks attractive with their mask on but ugly as hell with their mask off.

Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.

by Qwęřž October 5, 2020

mask sniffer

Someone wearing their face mask under their nose.

Look at the mask sniffer by the counter

by Laura Some Number October 13, 2020

Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022