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sports fag

someone who has a drive and passion for sports but also loves their asshole eaten out. most likely a guy, exploring his true sexually .
oh damn did you hear about tyler apparently he loves when a girl eats his ass wow what a sports fag
by passionate77 November 19, 2019
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Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.
Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.
by Zytopian July 14, 2023
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Ignis Sport

Ignis Sport is light 109hp hatchback with much potential for tuning!
However, expect collectors, most buyers of those are depressed Japanise kids with no money or broke guys.
If you saw Ignis Sport, be prepared to hear 4 cylinder fartcan roar!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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EA SPORTS

person 1: hey whats up
person 2: EA SPORTS
person 1: wtf is wrong with you
by Sensei woo November 8, 2020
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sports face

the face that people put on whilst playing strenuous sports. often inculdes scrunching the nose and squinting the eyes.
by Lola545 November 15, 2007
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Fack (sport)

Similar to boxing, facking involves at least two people attacking each other with only their feet. Hands must be held behind the back as is custom. Only feet may be used, no other appendage is allowed. Other than this there are no rules, feet may be used in literally any way possible.
Did you see that fack last night? No? Jimmy "clubfoot" Orweeny put his foot through John "the podiatrist" Mahan.

It's Fack (sport)
by GodFacker November 15, 2011
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ground sports

The act of manipulating your genitalia to mimic a sport.
Shane made his balls fit into his asshole, he's really good at ground sports!
by Justin Inches August 26, 2015
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