by quantum restitution September 26, 2018
Get the Cuck Sockmug. A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
Get the Wandering Sockmug. A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
Get the jack sockmug. Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.
by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020
Get the Cum sockmug. a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom
by dinsker2 January 2, 2009
Get the Sailor Sockmug. Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.
Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.
by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016
Get the sock droppermug. A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced
by apreston1978 April 13, 2009
Get the sharp sockmug.