by morbiusnick December 27, 2006
An exclamatory response said when mishearing or misunderstanding the last thing said. Derived from both mishearing "too tipsy" and Cynthia Nixon's "Sex and the City" phrase, "tit soup."
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
Take one can of Campbell's tomato soup. Put it in an oven at 500 degrees and get the hell out of there
by ka-f'n-boom May 04, 2008
by FugginShib March 21, 2015
We both you and your lady have both came. But continue to fuck anyway’s make a jiz sauce inside of the lady.
by Mrdusty sac January 26, 2018
by ktrane March 03, 2004
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
by Chronic Masturbater December 01, 2011