ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Skip n Dip

When you decide to skip class so you dip out of school right before the bell rings.

Person 1: Yo, did u see Alex earlier?
Person 2: Yea, he just Skip n Dipped like right before 4th period.
Person 1: I kinda feel him there. Math class is dumb anyway. Where is he now?
Person 2: He just posted on his story that he's out getting Taco Bell right now.

by Nukaslayer 235 November 1, 2021

Skip Skopping

Way to describe something freaking awesome or someone very attractive. 10/10

We are on are way to the party at Ben's. I hear the place is skip skopping so prepare for the time of your lives.

Damn Shorty, you be skip skopping as fuck.

by NoShoesGuy September 7, 2021

sophomore skip day

the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day

bob: hey u going to school tomorrow

joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!

by Jlopez September 26, 2021

Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of skipping with your hoo-ha.

" alright guys , I'll see y'all in a skip-n-a-hooha.

by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021

Skip-n-a-hooha

The act of one skipping with their hoo-ha.

Alright, I'll see y'all in a "skip-n-a-hooha"

by Skip-N-A-HooHa July 15, 2021

nation's skip

exo is irrelevant since nobody even their own fandom streams their music since they spend their entire time obsessing over bts

therefore, exo is the nation's skip

exo is nation's skip and nobody listens to their music worry about that

by obsessedwithme July 27, 2021