fuck by the numbers

A mathematical way to have sexual intercourse.

He: Honey, what hole are you looking to have filled?

She: I’m so horny … try ‘em all. Let's fuck by the numbers.

He: OK, I think I will go around the horn. I’ll start with numero uno (mouth), proceed to #2 (pussy), then finish in #3 (ass).

<Fuck cycle can be a continuous loop, or can be mixed up a little … going, for example … 3,2,1 or 3,1,2 or 2,3,1, or 2,1,3 or 1,3,2. The introduction of both nostrils … holes 4 and 5, can be added to spice things up a bit.>

by Ginny P. December 17, 2011

Number Four

Taken from a movie or show that i cant remember, A number four is where two people simultaneously shit together, whilst holding hands.

Gary : Me and sean did a number four together
Luke : Seriously... how?
Gary : We took a shit in the town toilets and held hands under the cubicles
Luke : Oh God.

by LukeG33 January 18, 2011

Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

by Mels 2 November 27, 2011

imaginary number

>The square root of a negative number.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.

>(-1)^0.5 or the sqaure root of -1
= -1i.
>Hey, I just thought of a number that doesn't exsist.

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004

Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

numbers

a drug order. how much you want of a certain drug or multiple drugs.

I texted my dealer numbers.

by friendswithintervals September 3, 2006

numberic

A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.

LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic

by onewhocanspell September 7, 2005