by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015
Get the California Speedmug. The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
Get the half-speedmug. by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017
Get the speed jackingmug. Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
by notAspeedvirgin April 25, 2019
Get the Speed Virginmug. a very small and skinny person who is usually very hyper...(on speed) This person usually stays inside all the time, and enjoys their few waking moments in is the open. That is why this person is so hyper.
by george kliwoski March 29, 2007
Get the Chipmunk on Speedmug. Tommy was in a rush to his friend's house and needed to fart. He forced it to hard and commited a speed and shart. After that he had to go home.
by backatyaneegro November 8, 2009
Get the Speed and Shartmug. 