p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

No Diddy

Whenever someone says something gay instead of saying PAUSE. You say No Diddy.

Ever since the alllegations and raid people have been saying No Diddy a lot.

“Yo u look handsome today”
“Woah no diddy”

by Ididitfirst March 26, 2024

E. Diddy

Any guy who looks even somewhat like a child predator and has a first name starting with the letter E. People around him think he hangs around the preschool searching for his next victim.

Guy 1: Is it just me, or does that guy Eric look like a total pedophile?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.

by some random dude on the web March 3, 2025

C Diddy

a fat frat boy who sexually assaults women with his supposed 8 incher that could split a girl in half

damn your gonna get touched by C diddy

by BibleCampToucher July 27, 2025

Diddy-up

a piked push-up with your ass up and out surrounded by big black men with each completed diddy-up being a backshot by each man

(must meet all criteria to be a proper diddy-up)

shut up nigga drop down and give me 25 diddy-ups or I sentence you to 30 years of diddy-ups

by kkvanii April 27, 2024

No Diddy

Used when you say something that is suspect. Sort of like saying “no homo”

Damn, that guy is good looking. No Diddy!

by Ambition420 April 9, 2024

no diddy

An alternative to “no homo”, distancing oneself of involvement in homosexual acts, particularly in relation to allegations involving Diddy.

I put em in position no diddy.

by Insulting Wizard March 24, 2024