negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.

- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.

by krd April 18, 2014

Negaphone

A device that functions similar to a megaphone, but outputs only negative sentences.

"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.

by backotruck December 7, 2016

negative worries

1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."

2. Having less than 0 worries.

Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.

by Mahalo Breh January 2, 2017

negarcissist

A person obsesses over saying negative things about themselves, and always expects something negative to happen to them. They love when something negative happens to themselves.

Her friend is quite a negarcissist.

by ElliePuppy1 May 29, 2017

Negadiva

A "diva" who is always negative. Also known as a bitch.

"Nikol, stop being such a negadiva!"

by Nikangelle July 27, 2017

negaman

A person who is VERY negative and weird.

Jimmy is a VERY good example of a negaman

by iluvtrolling76 February 28, 2019

Negabone

The opposite of a person you want to have sex with. Someone who is literally the opposite of all the things you find attractive physically. You would never bone this person, even if paid a large sum of money.

Iggy Pop, a gross wrinkly tan old dude with long greasy blonde hair, is my personal negabone.

by monkeytits222 January 28, 2019