naked tango

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.

Hey babe, do you have time to do the naked tango with me tonight?

by macinlor November 1, 2016

Naked Friendly

Naked Friendly is a way to say that you're fucking.

When her husband asked, she told him that we were Naked Friendly.

Obviously I wanted to get Naked Friendly, she's a total MILF.

by P-kiddy January 15, 2010

naked girl

something you will never see in person if you keep looking on this site

Hobo 1: Bro i just saw a naked girl

Hobo 2: On eporner you did

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 18, 2023

starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

naked headed

Not using a condom.
The new better sounding way of saying "Raw dog".

Daniel- I didn't have a condom so I just went Naked Headed.
Friend- Damn Daniel back at it again with the plan b.

by TheOnlyDavy September 4, 2016

Naked martin

Jacob Hambly's dad that he loves dearly

Wo mark did you see naked martin

by Dan hambly November 24, 2020

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021