Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 07, 2016

Muddy Fudge Slide

When you are doing a bird in the arse and your cock slips out and glides through her vagina lips leaving a shitty skid.

I was doing Mrs Oakley up the arse and I left her with a Muddy Fudge Slide.

by Mr Oakley December 08, 2017

muddy hot rod

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

by barchizer February 27, 2014

Muddy Playing Conditions

Situational condition whereby anal sexual play would be prohibited due to Diarrhea or other loose stool situations.

Ted was horned up and ready for some intense anal intercourse. Unfortunately, his girlfrend had an earlier assplosion and he was disappointed when she refused him rear entry due to her Muddy Playing Conditions.

by Eaton Holgoode June 08, 2009

Muddy Gum Drop

When a chick shits on your balls and you Tea-Bag her face.

aww i love muddy gum drops. They're tasty

by gr0ss May 05, 2009

Muddy Piglet

the prosses of putting a dildo in your ass then squezing shit out of your ass hole.

bernie johnson at ponte vedra beach FL: dude i just had the best muddy piglet!!!!

by azar hundoo May 29, 2011

muddy creek

when a person has the runs and it splashes shit water into your ass crack.

"Tom I just shit on my own ass". How did you do that. I had the runs from them new valcano tacos, and it came out too fast so i got a muddy creek.

by crandall777 November 21, 2008