Moofie Monster

Mystical being existing only in the realms of modems, PC's and other such things connecting you to the internet. Causes random disconnections sometimes with a warning mostly without.. will attack at will and often pick on you all day before finding another victim.

You went off line!
Yeah I know, the moofie monster got me

by Manic Imp July 28, 2011

Pop monster

Furry pig, a user of twitter that post scat porn and do "pop" with his prolapse.

Pop monster is behind you

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Funk monster

People or things that are not fresh.

Damn what's that smell?!! Looks like the funk monster don' cast a spell.

by Ree and Chena April 23, 2003

beej monster

A lady who loves to give blow jobs to anybody and everybody

We need to find us a beej monster to suck off the whole crew.

by krazy jr July 30, 2007

step monster

A step mother who is vicious and mean.

My step monster wont let me do what I want.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Monsters, Incorporated

(a.k.a. Monsters, Inc.) Monstropolis's largest source of scream energy. Monsters, Inc. is equipped with an enormous, high-security door vault, state of the art door station technology and scream collecting technology, professional-tested scarer training tools, and a quick link to the CDA, just in case.

Monsters, Incorporated: We scare, because we care.

by DanMat6288 May 7, 2004

hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006