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mobile office

A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?

Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.
by Gncna April 6, 2018
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mobile divide

What mobile devices really are, devices which divide people by zapping real face-to-face, in-person interaction.
Iguey whipped out his mobile divide, err, I mean mobile device, and made a video call.
by but for June 11, 2018
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mobile masturbating

When you masturbate in a moving vehicle, may be done as either driver or passenger
Hanging out with my friends got me so horny I did a little mobile masturbating on the way home to relieve myself.
by Tonksalot September 14, 2018
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Mobile Sperm Bank

A Mobile Sperm Bank is a garden variety type setup, whilst essentially female, that appears to be hoarding male ejaculate. It is unclear what happens to the loads after entering and whether they are offered as artificial insemination
solutions for infertile men or if it is frozen to later be carved and whoreshipped at the MBSs birthdays and other ceremonies of whoreship
Bro, I know it was short lived but we were in love, man! Turns out she's a serial cheat. I didn't even know they had mobile sperm banks! This will be handy through this pandemic.
by Jack Chat April 1, 2020
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Mobile tailgating party

A normal tailgating party thing but better and with less safety features. There are no seatbelts or anything else that would prohibit you from falling off allowed
Ted Bundy once went to a mobile tailgating party with some basic bitches he killed and got so drunk he tried to stand up but accidentally stepped on his dates vagina causing her to profusely bleed and need 24 stitches.
by Squeaky tits April 16, 2020
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Mobile Device

A portable, handheld 'communication' device (also called a cell phone) - although it is rarely used to actually communicate.
Most commonly used for: texting, sexting, social media posts, check the time, taking selfies or other pics of interest, check the temperature, get directions, track your significant other, write yourself a reminder, check your email, flashlight to get your carrkey in the hole, look up word meanings ie Urban dictionary, see your bank balance, transfer a few bucks to your friend for t
paying your bar tab, ordering UberEats delivery, summoning a Lyft ride, personal calendar, playing games such as Candy Crush while waiting for your friend to pump gas, shopping at Amazon, eBay,Wish, etc....
Jones: "1 checked my mobile device, he's foty minutes late"
Jones' girl: "yeah, he's on Hammer Time.

Betty: "wya?"
Bill: "IDK - I better GPS datshit on my mobile device."

Girl 1: "are you seriously taking a pic of that blank wall with your mobile device?"
Girl 2: "no, hehehe. It's a selfie shot"
(Girl 3 jumps in and photo bombs)
by 2econdly August 9, 2020
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Mobilitary

A word that was founded by people having mouth strokes and body lags as to where they mispronounced the word mobilty.
The youtuber xHOUNDISHx "This has Discipline and MOBILITARY
by TaVe-Ronin October 30, 2020
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