Milf in sheep's clothing

New version of the old saying "Mutton dressed as lamb", and is a play on the old saying "Wolf in sheep's clothing."

Gives reference to the woman being a cougar while dressing as a skanky teenager to appear less predatorial and more attractive to her unsuspecting prey; hot young males.

This disguise can sometimes be successful at getting them closer to their game, or they can just look terribly tragic.

Dave "Whoa, look at her..."
Andy "Mate, stay away, she's a Milf in sheep's clothing."

by Pterodactyl1 September 2, 2010

Milf

Man, I'd LIKE to Fuck. A term that was around in the late 60's and in the 80's slowly became the term Mom/Mother I'd like to Fuck. The original term was evised for both sexes as the term 'Man' was really an exclamation.

Susie: Man, he's one hot Milf.
Jimmy: Shit, Susie, you'r a bit of a milf yerself!

by Sir Alex Ferguson April 29, 2003

Milf

Short for ''Mother(s) I'd Like To Fuck''.

Look at thAT MILF over there.

by Mr. Piña colada April 2, 2010

milf

1 - Mother Id Love to Fuck

2 - Moro Islamic Liberation Front, An international terrorist group which operates out of the Phillipines with the goal of establishing an islamic state in the southern islands of Mindanao

1 - That lady is one hell of a MILF.

2 - The MILF hate the west, kidnap them then cut there heads off once Filipino troops find them and try to kill them.

by Brother Number One September 16, 2005

Milf Juice

Any alcoholic beverage associated with attractive older ladies.

Cosmos, Sparkling Wines and such.

"Craig, saw your mum rampaging through a lot milf juice last night"

by dark-f1re May 19, 2010

MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

MILF

Married In Love Forever

Im MILF

by cyborg121693 May 12, 2010