Check the merchandise

To have sexual intercourse.

Come on girl. Quit playing and let me check the merchandise.

by DiABLO_32 August 30, 2012

meatch

(-ed, -es, -ing) A word with a universal definition to mean whatever comes to mind. Most commonly used as a replacement for swear words such as fuck. Can be used in conversation when younger ears are present.

Origin : a combination of meet, match, and fucked.

Last friday night, Scott totally meatched this chickenhead.

by bsqwared December 9, 2008

Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.

"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"

by Charles October 14, 2004

misplaced merchandise

(n.) Product(s) intentionally moved from one area of a store to another by a shopper with the purpose of making people laugh and/or smile.

Misplaced Merchandise includes, but not limited to, the following:

1. Putting the abominable snowman from the toy department on a box of Depends undergarments in the personal hygiene aisle.
2. Putting a banana from produce in the condom aisle.
3. Putting a bottle of Beano in the baked beans section.

by Misplaced Merchandise January 9, 2010

merch

The class of '06 seniors used this as their signature phrase. Now the fag Juniors in the d-wing down quad think that they are pretty cool for using it and making shirts saying it.

Alex: Dude, i get lots of merch.

Jae: dude, i wish i could get some halfway decent merch, but all i can get is my fellow quad members. I'm so original. LOLLOLOLOLOl.. I am an azn chink.

by Nathaniel hausfater November 21, 2006

Bell merchant

Someone who deals in bell ends a lot

Jono is such a bell merchant

by David Byrne December 4, 2005

Smear Merchant

The Dude when he is not abiding to being his royal dudeness.

After rolling a gutter ball he want next-level Smear Merchant.

by richfuel December 19, 2019