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MC Kontribe

The best and hardest MC in the universe.

His bars have so much fire in their lyrical content and delivery that every microphone he’s ever held has melted and multiple P.A’s have been incinerated.

Fortunately for the managements sake the venues he’s booked at usually survive. This is because the flames are swiftly extinguished by the dripping undercrackers of a sea of star struck screaming fan girls who pack out every dance floor he stands before.
It is well documented that the end result of him touring his first ever E.P was 17 major accounts of arson so unfortunately not all where so lucky.

During an interview The Prodigy once even explained that he was the sole inspiration behind their hit track ‘Firestarter’ and it was a tribute to his amazing career and talent.

At age 5 he wrote and performed his first track which was so quick it still makes Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ (another tribute) and Ocean Wisdoms ‘Walkin’ sound like they are being recited by an elderly man with a stutter who’s just injested his own body weight in ketamine, diazepam and Xanax.
Yo did you hear MC Kontribe is headlining the festival this weekend?!

That makes packing for it easier, all we’ll need is some flame retardant raving garms and our surfboards so we can ride over the Punani Tsunami to front left!
by OuttaWangolian April 2, 2021
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MC Bigman

MC Bigman is the best rapper you will ever hear in your life!!! He is the most underrated rapper you have ever seen and deserves to be tiktok famous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person- Back in the eighties with me and my homies
Person 2- What in the tornado made of creamy cream cream sauce are you singing?
Person- Duh! I'm singing Bread by the best rapper ever MC Bigman!
by ShortPerson019 April 20, 2022
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MC Week

Like the usual week, except Friday is Saturday.... not sure what to call Saturday now though.
MC: I'm currently working my Saturday off.

Me: Who gets Saturday off in this industry?
MC: Today is my Saturday, which is a Friday, but you should have known that. You idiot.
Me: oh, you didn't say you were looking at the MC Week
by breakalim March 25, 2022
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Mc Smelson

Is so underfed to the point that he will snap if a slight breeze brushes past him
Mc Smelson is abnormally thin
by Nertian July 31, 2021
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Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
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mc joshua

Mc Joshua is a strong person. He always make other people happy even though he’s hurt. He may seem strong but he’s very soft.
by haynako June 7, 2021
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