Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

Matthew

Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy

Stop being aa matthew and get up

by Jake24444 December 6, 2017

Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats

Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018

Matthew

A charming asian guy has a big d for an asian dude nice,athletic,But he also likes people call him Matty for short
the most favorite he say is I'm your man

Matthew is sexy a gift from god to your ladies out there:)
btw Tap in to Matthew

by MattyMmmdab January 16, 2018

Matthew

The Smartass In Your Class. Always Beating You To Your Crush Then Fucking Her

Jeff: Yo Have You Heard Matthew Stole Another Girl And Fucked Her
Guy: That Was My Girl
Jeff: My Bad

by Subscribe To PewDiePie November 15, 2018

Matthew

Someone or something that is a cunt because they have a very small penis or a 'micropenis'.

Oh he's a Matthew

by rello123321 December 4, 2018

Matthew

Matthew is the most loving and carring person ever he will be the best boyfirend /bestfriend matthew us one youll hardly get at times

My friend matthew is so complicateing but i love him

by Lyssa gilding December 26, 2018