Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.
Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.
by bentslightly August 2, 2022
Get the Beard-Maskmug. “He said it was a lack of pies but I think he’s gone mask mad.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
“Fart smeller.”
“Not a smart feller.”
“Cop porn.”
“Not likely, but they do sell popcorn.”
“The witch is banking online.”
“Dirty cash.”
“Word botching.”
“Twitter.”
“Candle with hair.”
“Expensive.”
“Dutch town.”
“Goes touchdown.”
“Luck in fires.”
“Too hot to handle.”
“You’re a shining wit.”
“Blind moan.”
“Sick duck.”
“I’ll rub it better.”
by Option 22 July 14, 2020
Get the Mask Madmug. The employees at the doors of stores that will kick you out if you do not have a mask, they may also be responsible for limiting the amount of people in a store or other business for the sake of socially dostancing, as well as only allowing one person per household or other such policies. They have sprung up in the midst of the Coronavirus epidemic of 2020 and have been at almost every public business, as many states and citites have made if illegal to allow people into an indoor public place without a mask.
Mask Bouncer: “Excuse me sir, May you please wear a mask”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
Customer: “Sorry don’t have one”
Mask Bouncer: “Well then you may buy one right now, otherwise I am going to have to ask you to leave this store”
Customer:“Ughhhhhhhhh, Fine”
Mask Bouncer: “Thank you very much for your cooperation today”
by Maskerator July 8, 2020
Get the Mask Bouncermug. A sexual act where a man standing over his partner's head, facing towards his partner's feet, rests his testicles on the eyes of his partner and his penis on his partner's nose, thus making the "Mask of Hugo"
by 88ViD88 January 4, 2008
Get the Mask of Hugomug. An unidentified bloke who has a telly show where he reveals how the greatest magic tricks of all time are done.
however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.
he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.
however, i think his show stopped broadcasting in the late '90s. although you can still find videos on youtube.
also, he has a new show, "Breaking The Magicians Code" where he does exactly the same thing.
he is a cool guy, and there for us who are curious.
Char : "do you know how the magicians make elephants dissappear, people levatate, and excape straight jackets and suspended boxes?"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"
Steff : "no but the masked magician can tell you!"
by Little Steffie January 4, 2011
Get the The Masked Magicianmug. Guy One: How'd it go with that girl you met in class?
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.
Guy Two: Bad, she was a mask trap.
Guy One: That's rough buddy.
by Qwęřž October 5, 2020
Get the mask trapmug. She pawned her enemy, and to establish dominance she began muff-masking his dead body before he respawned.
by Obliviate731 November 23, 2019
Get the Muff-Maskingmug.