Stinky Mango 

When an angry young child flatulates on his collection of stuffed animals.

Did you hear about Oliver? He was so mad he tinted the face of his stuffed bear with a Stinky Mango

Stinky Mango by PepperedSmear November 3, 2011

disappointing mango 

when you get excited about something but it turns out to be a massive let down.

waiting ages for a tv episode to air only to find its poo or filler material.
'disappointing mango'

disappointing mango by loveable duck April 12, 2010

Slippery Mango

When a male inserts his genitalia in between a girls thighs. The girl must be fairly heavy-set. Instead of lube, a mango is cut in half and rubbed on the inner thighs. When the male is ready to orgasm, he ejaculates into the mango. The girl then proceeds to eat the mango.

Sam: Dude last night, I had the gnarliest slippery mango ever.
Rich: Dude that was my mom!!!

Slippery Mango by ArielM December 16, 2011

push mango 

The act of slaying a girl in the ass with you dick.

"Dude I pushed the shit outa kellys mango!LITERTALLY!"

push mango by Mark R. April 11, 2005

Red Mango 

A way to refer to sexual intercourse with a young Asian lady.

This girl offered me some red mango after class today so we hurried to her dorm room.

Red Mango by Jake Factor May 28, 2008

Keep your mango's fresh  

Said at the end of a conversation as a parting statement. Meant to imply that the other person should "take care" or to "keep it real"

Dude 1: anyway i have to go. I'll talk to you later.
Dude 2: alright dude
Dude 1: see you later, take care
Dude 2: Keep your mango's fresh

Keep your mango's fresh by Will.C April 11, 2009

Pedro Mango 

A type of marijuana, grass, weed etc.

"Hey man, you want some of that Pedro Mango."

Pedro Mango by mikeytopf December 23, 2007