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posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
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Mail-order booty call

When a girl visits you from over 3 hours away for the sole purpose of sex.
Person 1: Dude, where were you last weekend?
Person 2: I haven't been feeling well, so I had a... house call.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Yeah, this girl came down from 3.5 hours away to have sex with me.
Person 1: You got a mail-order booty call!
by Wesleyan October 3, 2007
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You've Got Mail

Based off of the Tom Hanks film, when two people in relationships like each other, they have mail.
Guy One " Dude shes hotter than my girlfriend."
Guy Two " Dude You've got mail"
by Bac100 June 16, 2011
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White Mail

The kinder gentler form of black mail that wimmin use on their significant others. Can also be referred to as guilt leverage.
Wife: Sweetie, I'm not going to shave my armpits until you shave your beard.
Husband: You're not going to white mail me that easily. Beard stays.
Wife: Fine, I'll just be a hairy monkey.
Husband: Sorry, dear, I'll get rid of the beard.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh February 22, 2010
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mail man surprise

poop in the mail box. doesnt matter how you get it there just make sure it does, by the time your mailman comes around noon it will be a nice steamy surprise. just not your own mailbox..
when dooky is put in your neighbors mailbox and come the next morning when your mail man digs his hand in he gets the mail man surprise.
by A.W.J. July 8, 2009
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Mablaha

1. The dark rings under your eyes when you are lacking sleep
2. The act of being very tired
1. I have some serious mablaha today. Can't you tell I am really tired.
2. Wow! that person looks really mablaha.
by Mablaha1212 March 3, 2010
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